I have something to tell you. I am pregnant.

I am pregnant.
i had so much sex this week.

every morning before work i had a quicky with a brownie.
in every break i had another quicky with asian noodles and veggies.
and every evening i had the best sex ever: 1- 3 donuts per night.
oh my jesus.

and now i am pregnant.
one look at the mirror is better than every pregnancy test.
i mean, i am not FAT, but you can see that i really had too much sex with all this food.
but it tasted sooooo good.


for everyone who still thinks that i am really pregnant, NO I AM NOT. I JUST ATE WAY TOO MUCH!!!